Holiday Giveaways 2023 – Smug Owls by Runaway Parade Games
Have you ever had a kid tell you a nonsensical joke then they laugh hysterically at the nonsensical answer they made up? Package that in a party game from Runaway Parade Games and call it Smug Owls. The game utilizes cards to create random riddles and players race to come up with an answer. Your answer can be real or goofy, it just has to be quick! Keep that in mind as you enter to win this copy!
Holiday Giveaway 2023 – Smug Owls Game
What can a child make but never see?
noise
Noise
Noise!
Open me every day for something that can’t be beat. Behind each of the doors, you will discover a tasty treat. What am I?
refrigerator
An Advent Calendar. 🙂
Advent calendar!
Q: What can a child make but never see?
A: Noise
Noise
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite!
Frostbite!
Riddle: What do penguins like to eat?
Ice burg-ers!
fishsticks
What do you call a pile of cats?
A Meow-tain
Riddle: What is yellow and writes?
(Full disclosure, this is a ridiculous one from Batman ’66)
A ballpoint banana!
told you it was ridiculous….
What has a head and tail but no body?
a coin
A coin!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
He was outstanding is his field! 😛
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Penguins eat: Iceberg lettuce
More from Batman ’66: “What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?”
A sparrow with a machine gun.
That’s the one! I love how matter-of-fact they always were with the ridiculous riddles, as if there was no other solution possible….. 😛
❤️
Why did the dad bring an extra pair of socks to the golf course?
In case they get a hole in one
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot
Carrot!
carrot
Q: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
What kind of people are always in a hurry?
Rush-ins (Russians)
Yup! And of course the message that everyone agreed was the only possible thing to be gleaned from the previous three riddles (a ballpoint banana, a sparrow with a machine gun, and Russian people) was that a Russian was going to slip on a banana peel and fatally break their neck…..
Q: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
A. Time(?)
What kind of people are always in a hurry?
A. Russians (Rush-ans)
Time!
Why am I the only one with a picture and how did it get there?
A mirror(?)
Is the picture on any of your social media accounts ? Are you logged into Facebook, Twitter/X, Meta/Facebook/Instagram or any other social media? Do you have this picture in your email (Gmail, etc) If so – check that site– and check your privacy settings — Do you have settings that allow your identity to be shared across platforms?
To fix this log out of any social media that has this picture & try clearing your cache of all cookies.
I often use separate browsers so that social media sites are on their own browsers & don’t get to track & interact with the other pages I use.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
Footsteps!
How is a raven like a writing desk?
>How is a raven like a writing desk?>
Bonus points for the Alice in Wonderland allusion…. though I don’t recall the answer…. (had to go google it, so I’ll leave someone else to answer it)
I didn’t think there WAS an answer? I thought it was intentionally nonsensical?
Yes, I think there’s no real answer but some speculated possibilities.
How could you give someone $63 using six bills without using one dollar bills?
1x$50, 1x$5, 4x$2= $50+$5=$8=$63
1x$50, 1x$5, 4x$2
time?
What has keys but can’t open a lock?
a piano
Piano
Piano!
What has keys but can’t open a lock? a piano
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was daytime.
What can a child make but never see? Noise
What starts with an E, ends with an E, but only contains one letter?
an envelope
Envelope!
NOISE
What 4 coins equal 75 cents?
50cent piece+2dimes and a nickel
50 cent piece, 2 dimes and a nickel!
How does a penguin build their home?
Why is an orange like a bell?
They both can be peeled.
How does a penguin build their home? Igloos it together
It gloos it together!
What’s Black and Blue with red all over?
that’s another one with many answers!
Why is a quarrel like a bargain?
It takes two to make one
I sit in the corner while traveling around the world. What am I?
A Stamp.
A stamp!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What did the sea say to the shore?
nothing. It just waved.
What key is hardest to turn?
What goes up white but comes down yellow and white?
an egg
an egg
I’m not alive but I can grow. I do not have lungs but I need air. What am I?
Balloon?
Nope.
A plant?
Why does a penguin carry fish in its beak?
Because it doesn’t have any pockets.
What goes up but never comes down?
The Federal deficit?
Your age.
(p.s. the deficit has on occasion come down – for example under Bill Clinton)
Correct!!
What can run but never walks? (I feel like this one can have multiple answers)
A River?
I think river was the answer, but also a toilet, or a car…
your nose
When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train?
What three numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
At first, I was going to say “0”, but then I thought about it more and it is 1, 2, and 3.
(1×2=3+3=6; 1+2=3+3=6)
Very good-correct
when it’s two to two
This one is a bit tougher…
The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it, never uses it. The person who uses it, never knows they’re using it. What is it?
A coffin
What do you call 500 penguins in Trafalgar Square?
Lost Happy Feet
Yes. “lost”. I like the idea of “lost happy feet” though.
What does a penguin eat on its birthday?
How many sides has a circle?
Two? Inside and outside?
fish cakes
There are three men on a boat with a pack of cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat “a cigarette lighter”.
Why can’t penguins play football?
Because there’s s(no)w ball
Forward, I am heavy. Backward, I am not. What am I?
a ton
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was so cool?
He was cool.
Because he was cool is a good answer, but according to my Penguin biscuit wrapper, it’s “Because he was an ice-guy”.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because there’s Greece (grease) on the bottom.
HA CHA CHA CHA
What gets broken without being held?
If a cat can leap five feet in the air, why couldn’t the cat jump through the two-foot-high window?
The window was closed.
What gets broken without being held? a promise
What do penguins order at a Mexican restaurant?
What do penguins order at a Mexican restaurant? brr-itos
When is a person like a piece of wood?
When they are bored (board).
When it’s a ruler, but I like yours too!
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
What is always in front of you but can never be seen?
The future
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
longest (??)
“SMILES” because there is a mile between the first and second “S”.
What has branches and leaves but no bark?
A library
I like that one. I was trying to figure it out yesterday.
What dog breed really enjoys bath time?
shampoodle
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I’m invisible, but you can call for me. What am I ?
An echo.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
They make up everything.
What is always on its way but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room
That’s cute
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
He nuked some leftovers?
She or he ate “Fission Chips”
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror
Lily is a lilypad in a small pond. Lilly doubles her size each day, On the 20th day she covers the whole pond. On what day was Lily half the size of the pond?
day 19
Q: How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
11
Theoretically the answer is:
2; one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
but I have also seen:
“4. one to take the bulb and three to determine a reference frame in that room rotates.”
and the snarkier
” None, that’s the work of engineers.”
interesting
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
an “M”
Why is silk like grass?
they are both sold by the yard
What has a neck and no head?
A bottle.
This was fun. GLTA.
What runs around a house but never moves?
A fence
Who has a neck but no head?
a bottle
What has an eye, but cannot see?
a potato